Friday, July 17, 2009

The T'Pance Family

Mr. Gnorfle the Gnome was sleeping soundly on the porch table one night. Little did he know, there was something wrong going on inside the house, and he was soon to receive a nasty awakening.



Lews, the great policeman that he is, informs his sister Swee that she is evil, and she needs to calm it down. He's been hearing a lot of smack talk down at the station, and he feels it is in both of their best interests, as well as for Swee's daughter, Gnaw.



Swee admits that getting caught in her criminal activities or her evil ways does make her sad. She thinks about it for a while... As messed up as she may be, she still doesn't want her brother to have a hard time. Let alone arrest her.


Ultimately, Swee decides that making fun of Lews being the "big" man, and the police officer, is the way to go. She begins yelling at him, and even insinuates that his mother is a llama. She realizes they have the same mother, and says she never liked her anyway. Lews calmly turns and walks away to avoid the rest of the confrontation.


Swee is feeling pretty good at this point. Cocky looks good on her. She's slowly making an enemy of her own brother and completely ignoring her daughter, but mostly she's happy because she woke up Gnorfle with her yelling...